PRIVACY POLICY: THE UNFUN PART OF MY JOB

Hey, folks! So, you’re using my website, and I’m thrilled to have you on board. But, you know, there’s some boring stuff I gotta tell you about. It’s called a “privacy policy,” and it’s like the awkward uncle at the family reunion – nobody really wants to talk to it, but it’s there, and it’s got some important stuff to say.

WE WON’T SELL YOUR INFO (BUT WE MIGHT GIVE IT AWAY)

We promise not to sell your info to the highest bidder (unless it’s a really good offer, and even then, we’ll probably just use it to buy a hot dog). But, we might give it away to our friends, like our marketing team, or our IT guy, or that one guy who works in the mailroom (just kidding, we don’t have a mailroom).

WE’LL PROTECT YOUR DATA (BUT NO PROMISES)

We’ll do our best to keep your data safe and secure, but no promises, okay? We’re not like the NSA or anything (although, let’s be real, we’re probably just as good at collecting data). If someone hacks us, we’ll do our best to notify you, but no guarantees.

THAT’S IT (FINALLY!)

That’s it, folks! That’s our privacy policy in all its glory